Prevent Waifus from Marrying Your Friend in WAIFU STAHP: Kekkon Kiken!
WAIFU STAHP: Kekkon Kiken (結婚危険) is a non-violent Tower Defense Game for PC
My Name is Jedediah Dirtfarmer...
...and on my trip to Japan with my friend, I noticed all these waifus were trying to chat him up. I'm worried that he'll become too busy being a husbando that we'll no longer be friends, so it's now my duty to disgust and distract waifus from crossing his path.
See WAIFU STAHP: Kekkon Kiken in Action
Use a Wild Range of Fun Defenses to STAHP the WAIFUs
Double Bacon Cheeseburger! Stamp Collection! Samurai Shiba!
Disgust with greasy foods, distract with cute animals. Do what you can to prevent waifus from meeting your friend, but beware, because there's always a waifu who gains energy from each defense.
*Game footage is from early builds. With your help, we can polish the game and make it look super fancy.*
Over 100 Defenses
Upgrade your defenses in different ways to maximize the distraction or disgustion.
Unlock a jalapeno? Now you can upgrade that pizza into a spicy jalapeno pizza and jelly into jalapeno jelly. Jalapeno poppers also are now at your disposal.
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"Everything about WAIFU STAHP went beyond my expectations.
— Abraham Lincoln, Dearly-Departed President
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"Just an incredible, unforgettable experience."
— Jon Hopkins, Immunity
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"I never thought I'd be cliff diving deep in the jungle - but there I was!"
— Will Saul, CLOSE
Ensure Your Friend Never Marries and Keep Your Friendship In Tact
Travel across Japan and play through levels based on actual infrastructure. See the winds change, the leaves change color, and snow cover the lands. Unlock and test out over 100 defenses in this game of stupid checkers.
Use defenses to cause Waifus to lose interest in finding love, but don't worry, as they'll find love another day.
Is this a game for preverts?
Not only is WAIFU STAHP: Kekkon Kiken a non-violent game, but it also is not sexualized. It's fun for the whole family!
If you're looking for something a bit more... skeevy, there's a whole world of greasy content for you on Steam and elsewhere. This is just a goofy game.
How are you looking for funding?
The plan is to have a Kickstarter campaign with a base goal of $10,000, which will cover the base game being made with a bit of polish. Above that, and there will be extra levels, New Game +, extra defenses, new music, etc.
It will probably be launched very soon.
What's this about "elements?"
There's a wide range of types of defenses that can be used, of which I can only think of calling "elements" right now.
Greasy, spicy, cute (dog, cat), nerdy, etc.
Some Waifus are very weak against certain defenses and some gain power from them, as is with real humans. That stamp collection you have? Beware, as sometimes it can be the marriage instigator.
How large will this game be?
The base plan is for the tutorial to be three levels and for two campaigns that are 12 levels each. One campaign will be in Tokyo and the other will feature different prefectures.
My main fundraising goal will be just for the base set of 25 levels, but we have stretch goals planned to bring the first campaign to 23 levels (one for each ward) and 47 (one for each prefecture) for the second. I also want to make a bonus set of unlockable levels that are focused on cherry blossom locations across Japan. The plan is for these to be smaller and focus more on letting players get a glimpse of the beauty the country offers than the infrastructure or popular locations.
To answer this question succinctly:
The size will be based on funding, but the hope is that it'll have 73 large levels with at least 50 smaller, unlockable levels.
Are there really going to be over 100 defenses?
Well, we're treating each upgrade as a separate defense because these are more than a generic upgrade. Different upgrades from the same base item can have different "elemental" impacts and each will have a different amount of distraction or disgustion. It's up to the player to play around and experiment with these to figure out how best to complete each level.
How the system works is there will be around 30 base defenses that can be upgraded in various ways. The upgrade tree will increase in size as you play through the game.
Who's making this game?
This will be announced soon. I'm posting elements of the game before going fully public in order to have a bit more fun.
Why do /you/ think you're qualified to make a game?
It's funny that you mention that, because I'm certainly not qualified enough to make this whole game by myself.
To publish this as a full game, I'm going to need to reach out (and pay) others to make assets, fix bugs, and implement mechanics. At this point, I pretty much have everything working, but there are more things I'd like to add to the game and changes that might be necessary that are above my skill level.
More funding means a bigger game with more cool stuff and more fun mechanics.